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Post by ~Emmy~ on Nov 11, 2011 17:59:52 GMT -5
I'm sorry...two things two of my friends said just stuck in my head for the rest of the day and I NEED to post them. I'll tell you what they said, and you try to guess what they're talking about...it's hillarious.
"They rub against each other to create friction."
I have a feeling Emily, the first thing you're going to think of is not child-friendly. xD
And this is a riddle: "I wake up, and touch her. She spreads her legs apart. We're both nervous, but I continue. Soon the white liquid comes."
I don't think I got it word for word but it's close enough...guess what's happening in both situations? LOL
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Post by Caroline Miller on Nov 11, 2011 18:22:23 GMT -5
LOL. Hehe, the first one is two people...yeah...
And the second, well, the same. xD
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Post by ~Emmy~ on Nov 11, 2011 18:27:49 GMT -5
I knew you would say that...
The first one was my friend trying to explain what a gliding joint in your skeletal system did!
The second one was a girl MILKING A COW FOR THE FIRST TIME! LOL
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Post by Caroline Miller on Nov 11, 2011 18:29:32 GMT -5
WOW. xD I was so off.
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Post by ~Emmy~ on Nov 11, 2011 18:30:20 GMT -5
Yah think? You're going to say something along the lines of "Of course I think, or else I'd be dumb", and I'm going to respond with an innocent, "But you are dumb."
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Post by Caroline Miller on Nov 11, 2011 18:31:09 GMT -5
OMG HOW DID YOU KNOW?! I say that a lot, don't I? It's one of my oldest lines. When did I start saying that?
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Post by ~Emmy~ on Nov 11, 2011 18:33:48 GMT -5
Hmm...no idea, actually. xD
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Post by Jacob Ryder on Nov 11, 2011 18:50:24 GMT -5
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Post by Rachel Barret on Nov 11, 2011 22:53:22 GMT -5
I do NOT know WTF I was thinking during the first one, and the second one..... it was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much wronger (is that even a word?) than the first.
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Post by Willow Rosenberg on Nov 11, 2011 23:01:03 GMT -5
I thought very wrong. I'm sorry, very sorry.
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Post by ~Emmy~ on Nov 13, 2011 17:27:03 GMT -5
LOL I figured you all would.
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Post by Willow Rosenberg on Nov 13, 2011 22:51:48 GMT -5
We are perves. I miss being an innocent child.
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Post by Caroline Miller on Nov 14, 2011 15:59:26 GMT -5
lol I KNOW I'm a huge pervert...my friend called me that...
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Post by ~Emmy~ on Nov 14, 2011 16:40:48 GMT -5
It's true though, you know?
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Post by Willow Rosenberg on Nov 16, 2011 9:23:06 GMT -5
Yes. Yes it is. I don't even need my friends to call me a pervert. We all are.
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Post by Rachel Barret on Nov 17, 2011 20:58:55 GMT -5
What was your first hint?Jay and I can barely go a sentence without talking about porn or rape, Emmy watched Two Girls One Cup in HD, and Emily...... I'm just not gonna say anything. Those riddles were just kind of proof that we all have sick minds.
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Post by ~Emmy~ on Nov 27, 2011 15:49:37 GMT -5
I watched 2 Girls 1 Cup at least ten times, I read and watch porn, and write ANY sentence, and I'll tell you why it sounds dirty.
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Post by Regie Stonecourt on Dec 3, 2011 11:12:16 GMT -5
Ok... It's shiny.
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Post by Regie Stonecourt on Dec 3, 2011 11:13:09 GMT -5
Just so everyone knows I was talking about my guitar cuz I just polished it ^^
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Post by ~Emmy~ on Dec 3, 2011 11:28:24 GMT -5
Response-SHINY BOOBS
lol and you were talking about your guitar? xD Told ya.
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