Post by ~Emmy~ on Oct 15, 2011 14:31:16 GMT -5
I think I scared a 7 year old out of his wits last night at the YMCA! 
Anyway. I was already in a mood that day. He was splashing Melinda, my little sister with water and calling her stupid. So I stormed up to him, dumped water on his head, and told him he was stupid. Then he called me stupid. And I was like: "Oh yeah? Well you're a [curseword]ing stupid [curseword]!" All in all, I'm pretty sure I taught that kid a few new words.
I continued to threaten him, and described so many ways I could kill him that he'd have to die and come back alive about twenty times for me to go through them all. When he continued to splash water in Melinda's face and call us stupid, I demanded to know his age. He didn't say anything. Then I'm like "Answer me before I hold you underwater until you drown." Apparently he was seven. So, I'm like, "I'm only four years older than you, but I can think of more than four ways I could throttle you right now if you don't get the fuck away from me and my little sister, who the hell cares that the damned lifeguard is watching!"
He left us alone for awhile, and then started calling us stupid. Thing is, he has this super strong accent. And eventually I told him "Learn to speak English correctly, bitch, before you insult people you don't even know." LOL...okay, I do that a lot, too. Insult random people. But it's fun. And so was this. Anyway, that resulted in cursing, a few weird looks in our direction, and me nearly drowning the kid. Eventually I was about to hit him on the head with one of those floaty things that had soft stuff on each end, HARD ('cause the stick was hard) when the lifeguard looked over and dropped it.
I MADE it look like an accident...let's just say 'coincidentally' I 'accidentally' dropped it on his head.
I AM SO HAPPY.
Eh, happiness is gone. Moody again. -_-
Anyway. I was already in a mood that day. He was splashing Melinda, my little sister with water and calling her stupid. So I stormed up to him, dumped water on his head, and told him he was stupid. Then he called me stupid. And I was like: "Oh yeah? Well you're a [curseword]ing stupid [curseword]!" All in all, I'm pretty sure I taught that kid a few new words.
I continued to threaten him, and described so many ways I could kill him that he'd have to die and come back alive about twenty times for me to go through them all. When he continued to splash water in Melinda's face and call us stupid, I demanded to know his age. He didn't say anything. Then I'm like "Answer me before I hold you underwater until you drown." Apparently he was seven. So, I'm like, "I'm only four years older than you, but I can think of more than four ways I could throttle you right now if you don't get the fuck away from me and my little sister, who the hell cares that the damned lifeguard is watching!"
He left us alone for awhile, and then started calling us stupid. Thing is, he has this super strong accent. And eventually I told him "Learn to speak English correctly, bitch, before you insult people you don't even know." LOL...okay, I do that a lot, too. Insult random people. But it's fun. And so was this. Anyway, that resulted in cursing, a few weird looks in our direction, and me nearly drowning the kid. Eventually I was about to hit him on the head with one of those floaty things that had soft stuff on each end, HARD ('cause the stick was hard) when the lifeguard looked over and dropped it.
I MADE it look like an accident...let's just say 'coincidentally' I 'accidentally' dropped it on his head.
I AM SO HAPPY.
Eh, happiness is gone. Moody again. -_-
