Jake Volt
Apollo
AAAH I LOVE MY AVATAR
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Post by Jake Volt on Nov 27, 2011 18:45:18 GMT -5
(this is the park bench game. Basically someone has to creep the absolute heck out of someone. Example:
J: sits on park bench
N: jumped into lap, oh jake! I knew you loved me! Let's get married!
J: runs away screaming
That's basically the whole jist. You can have several turns just don't creep on yourself)
Jake sat on a park bench an started reading "Song Writing for Dummies"
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Jacob Ryder
Athena/Minerva
Well this is it... The end of the world...
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Post by Jacob Ryder on Nov 27, 2011 21:04:59 GMT -5
Jacob jumped onto the bench and put his legs on Jake's lap. He grabbed his book and threw it behind him. "HeyJakewhat'sup?" he asked rapidly. He launched his fingers into the unsuspecting boy's nose. "Doesmyfingersmellweird?"
(Am I doing this right? XD)
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Post by Rachel Barret on Nov 28, 2011 16:05:43 GMT -5
I walked up to Jake and Jacob. "Hey I just ate like a pound of sugar! Hey your names remind me of that stupid kid's show, Ed,Ed, and Eddie! Except for it's Jake, Jacob, and... What's my name again? Anyways, OMMYGODSI'MRANTINGLIKENUDGEFROMMAXIMUMRIDE! Hey, I've got a question. If there's 18 alligators in the grand canyon, how many gerbils does it take to unscrew a giraffe? Oh my gods, I also sound like Pandora, always asking questions! Bum, bah, ba da da dum! The duck walked up to the lemonade stand! Now I want lemonade! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!" My eye started twitching.
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~Emmy~
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Post by ~Emmy~ on Nov 28, 2011 16:31:46 GMT -5
I dare you all to creep me out. And I mean REALLY creep me out. Because people being weird don't creep me out.  ...can we have two park bench things at the same time? |
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Post by Summer Anderson on Nov 29, 2011 15:53:06 GMT -5
Lorelei walked up to the hyper Rachel and slapped her.(xDxDxD!!!) "COOKIES!! LEMONADE!!" Lorelei's blue and purple eyes glimmered in the sunlight. "Wanna die?"
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Post by Rachel Barret on Nov 29, 2011 16:34:49 GMT -5
(I'm trying 3rd person cuz I'm bored.)
The hyper girl didn't seem to notice that a girl who she hadn't seen for a few months had come up and slapped her. Instead, she bounced on her toes like she was trying to achieve liftoff.(got that from a book when a girl drank too much cofee and had hallucinations, lol) "Yeah, it's a great idea! Sometimes I question why this stupid human race was put on earth! We should get all the people on earth together, have everyone bring a butcher knife, and we all stab each other at the same time! We should make invitations with emo punk rock unicorns bleeding! And prince rainbow from Watership Down killing people(I just got a D on my Watership Down quiz....) OH! AND RAINBOW HUGGY CAREBEARS WITH BLOODY BUTCHER KNIVES!!!!! Come on! What are we waiting for? Lets go kill the human race! Quick, start with the pregnant woman! They'll er- reproduce the fastest." The daughter of Athena cheered at those thoughts that were supposedly brilliant, even though they were kinda stupid.
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Post by Summer Anderson on Nov 29, 2011 16:42:47 GMT -5
(LOL. You did? I never got lower than an A.)
"Great idea! I'm already emo!" Lorelei cheered, pulling out her knife, and sprinted for the pregnant woman.
Lorelei landed on her back, then stabbed her knife through the woman's back, the tip poking out on the other side. "DIE!!" Lorelei laughed uncontrollably and maniacally at the sight of the woman's eyes twitching and rolling back in her head.
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~Emmy~
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Post by ~Emmy~ on Nov 29, 2011 16:50:01 GMT -5
Xylia walked in randomly, singing Double Rainbow at the top of her lungs. "Double rainbow all the way across the sky, yeaaaaah! So intense!" Noticing the other girls, she grinned happily and pulled her teddy bear, Moha, closer to her. "Friends! I want friends! Moha says yes-yes! Friends!"
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Post by Rachel Barret on Nov 29, 2011 16:53:47 GMT -5
Rachel smiled at Xylia. "YES! WOULD YOU LIKE TO HELP US MASS MURDER SOME PREGNANT WOMAN?"
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~Emmy~
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Post by ~Emmy~ on Nov 29, 2011 17:08:44 GMT -5
Xylia frowned. "Pregnant woman murder no-no," she sobbed. Then immediately brightened up. "Kill daddy fun!"
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Post by Rachel Barret on Nov 29, 2011 17:15:00 GMT -5
I shrugged. "Sure. Go ahead. You have a knife or something, right?"
(how the heck did Lorelei get there? Wasn't she in Paris?)
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Post by ~Emmy~ on Nov 29, 2011 17:18:39 GMT -5
(It's Alternate Timeline. Does it really matter?)
Xylia pulled a jagged, silver, rusted, blood-coated knife out of thin air. "Yay!" she cheered.
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Post by Rachel Barret on Nov 29, 2011 17:24:32 GMT -5
(oh, yeah. Sorry, forgot it's the alternate timeline.) I cheered with Xylia. I grabbed my knife. "Hurry! Before the police get us!" I ran up to a random woman and shouted, "DIE YOU WORTHLESS BEING!!!!!!" And stabbed her repeatedly in her eyes, then in the heart. "BOOM! THAT'S HOW I ROLL!"
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Post by ~Emmy~ on Nov 29, 2011 17:27:13 GMT -5
Xylia dragged some random guy back to the park bench, giggling wildly. "Me have fun-fun!" She announced.
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Post by Rachel Barret on Dec 11, 2011 16:45:32 GMT -5
"Hey! We should creep people out while we're killing people!" I screamed at a random person, "THE UNICORNS ARE TAKING OVER! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I then went over and stabbed that person in the heart.
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~Emmy~
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Post by ~Emmy~ on Dec 11, 2011 16:48:02 GMT -5
"A gay boy wished for a planet full of unicorns!" Xylia sang/yelled at the top of her lungs. Several people scattered, screaming in terror. Another few called the police, while the remainder either gaped at the demigoddess or called the nearest mental institution.
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Post by Rachel Barret on Dec 11, 2011 16:53:24 GMT -5
(3rd person again!) Rachel panicked at the people who were calling the police. "CRAP! THEY'RE ON TO US!" The daughter of Athena ran over and began grabbing the phones from the people who had them out. "NO TALKING DURING THE 3-D MOVIES! AS IF THE SQUIRRELS WEREN'T BAD ENOUGH!" She dumped them on the ground and began chopping them up with my knife. "There!" Rachel said, satisfied.
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Post by ~Emmy~ on Dec 12, 2011 16:57:21 GMT -5
Xylia pulled some random, terrified guy into a serious make out session before grabbing his phone and blasting it with black energy, frowning. "You no call police," she whined. "No no! That big no no!"
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Post by Rachel Barret on Dec 13, 2011 20:58:12 GMT -5
I beamed at Xylia. "Exactly! Now, where was I? Oh, yeah!" I grabbed the chopped pieces of phones and hurled them at people. "YOU'RE ALL FOOD PROCESSERS!" I screamed at them. (my friend is getting surgery on her feet tomorow and I'm nervous for her...  ) |
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Post by ~Emmy~ on Dec 14, 2011 16:51:21 GMT -5
(Aw. Hope she's going to be okay.)
Xylia sat down and made a necklace out of grass before tying it around some random guy's neck. "YOU look beautiful," she gushed, before stabbing him in the gut.
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...can we have two park bench things at the same time?
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