Post by ~Emmy~ on Jun 12, 2011 16:24:08 GMT -5
Crystal: So, as you know, some troll guy's been in our cBox...and some people are annoyed, so Summer and I decided to make this poll. Now back to you, Summer. *says like news reporter*
Summer: Thank you, Crystal. (Heh, it's like a news show about the freakin weather or something...) So...I had, like, chocolate pie yesterday and it tasted so freakin good! Well, ahem, *cough*, anyway...so! We need your opinion!!!
Crystal yanks the microphone away from Summer.
Crystal: Yes, yes, so vote! Thank you all! And now for a look at the weather...the latest observation for Ellicott City, MD: There is...a Severe Thunderstorm Watch valid until 08:00 PM EDT and a Special Weather XXX valid until 05:40 PM EDT. It is 83 degrees outside right now with a high of 90 for the rest of this sunny, hot afternoon and at night we will have a low of 60 degrees Farenheit! (Spelled that wrong, don't care). So...now back to you, Summer.
Summer: *sarcasm* Yes, I believe we all needed to hear that. *end sarcasm*
Crystal: Summer, we don't care! *says in announcer voice with cheesy smile* Anyway...your votes count! Thank you, good people of planet earth, or any other planet you happen to be on, that's all for tonight! Wait, another announcement from our other anchor, Summer.
Summer: Hey, I wanna end the show! And why am I called an anchor? Doesn't that have to do with ships? So only Crystal should be called an anchor. That is my opinion. Thank you, and have a great afternoon, people of halfgods! Or planet earth, or any other planet. (Ha ha, Crystal, stole what you said before.)
Crystal: [give me the mic] An anchor is a newsperson, you freaking idiot. [cough] I mean, lovely administrator. Thank you.
Summer: Thank you, Crystal. (Heh, it's like a news show about the freakin weather or something...) So...I had, like, chocolate pie yesterday and it tasted so freakin good! Well, ahem, *cough*, anyway...so! We need your opinion!!!
Crystal yanks the microphone away from Summer.
Crystal: Yes, yes, so vote! Thank you all! And now for a look at the weather...the latest observation for Ellicott City, MD: There is...a Severe Thunderstorm Watch valid until 08:00 PM EDT and a Special Weather XXX valid until 05:40 PM EDT. It is 83 degrees outside right now with a high of 90 for the rest of this sunny, hot afternoon and at night we will have a low of 60 degrees Farenheit! (Spelled that wrong, don't care). So...now back to you, Summer.
Summer: *sarcasm* Yes, I believe we all needed to hear that. *end sarcasm*
Crystal: Summer, we don't care! *says in announcer voice with cheesy smile* Anyway...your votes count! Thank you, good people of planet earth, or any other planet you happen to be on, that's all for tonight! Wait, another announcement from our other anchor, Summer.
Summer: Hey, I wanna end the show! And why am I called an anchor? Doesn't that have to do with ships? So only Crystal should be called an anchor. That is my opinion. Thank you, and have a great afternoon, people of halfgods! Or planet earth, or any other planet. (Ha ha, Crystal, stole what you said before.)
Crystal: [give me the mic] An anchor is a newsperson, you freaking idiot. [cough] I mean, lovely administrator. Thank you.